Thursday, November 16, 2006

The Bible in 50 Words

God made
Adam bit
Noah arked
Abraham split
Joseph ruled
Jacob fooled
Bush talked
Moses balked
Pharaoh plagued
People walked
Sea devided
Tablets guided
Promise landed
Saul freaked
David peeked
Prophets warned
Jesus born
God walked
Love talked
Anger crucified
Hope died
Love rose
Spirit flamed
Word spread
God remained

4 comments:

Karen Wagner said...

I love this. Too funny. Thanks for sharing

Monica said...

just think, this is about as concise as it gets!

PPC Young Adults said...

Did you write this, or did you find it somewhere?

M. David Schaefers said...

I found it on a piece of trash in the parking lot