Friday, April 28, 2006

The answer is always yes.

God, can you help me out here? Do you know what I'm sayin'? Have you been keeping track of what has been going on? Do you want me to do something about it? Can you give me a sign? Do you laugh at us silly humans? Is this all there is to life? Are you triune? Do you want to come over for lunch? Did I see you yesterday? Am I on the right track? Do you want to bet? When the sabbath comes, should we quit counting? Can I be a citizen of the kingdom? Is there something I am missing? Are you going to tell me what it is? Would you like it if I returned to "morning prayers"? If I do that, will you stop making my days so short? Can I have some help with this sermon I am working on? Are you going to provide some quality help? Is this a trick question? Are you going to explain it to me? Will I feel retarded when you do? Is that okay? Will the message be relavent to the lives of your people? Do you know who your people are? Do your people know who your people are? Are you sure? Do you ever make a mistake? Does anyone ever notice? Does that screw up the natural order of things? Can you fix it? Do you? Does it happen very often? Does this line of questioning make you feel uncomfortable? Are you keeping score? Will you forgive me for suspending the rules? Can I do that? Will you download some cool poems into my head as I sleep tonight? Will I remember them in the morning? Have half of the prayer?

2 comments:

Unknown said...

I think God is tired of my questions at times...thankfully God answered no sometimes in my life.

Monica said...

d- i bet all those questions came about in 2.5 seconds...